Fired!

Author: MikeyG

Date: March 17, 2004

by MikeyG
3-17-04
Billy! Ssssh! Speak to no one about this! I've got sensitive, important news! Only you can help me with this! After I give you the task, you must complete it quickly!
O-okay, boss.
Billy, you're the only one I can trust with this information. The future of everything we know depends on your discretion. Can I count on you?
Yes, sir. You have my utmost cooperation. What is it, sir?
You're fired. Clean out your desk by 3:30 or I release the Doberman Indianburners.
Yes, sir! I'll get on it right away! You can trust me, sir!