FTC 27: Chances are, your kid can school YOU

Author: MikeyG

Date: March 17, 2004

by MikeyG
3-17-04
Son, could you come here for a minute?
I wonder what he wants..
Son, your getting older now and its about time we had a heart to heart. Is there anything on your mind?
Yes dad...where do babies come from?
Well, son, babies come from a magic land and are carried here by special magic storks who drop babies in their cribs.
Then what happens when you fuck some skank-ass trick without a jimmy hat?