FTC 27: Bitter-Patter of Little Feet

Author: MikeyG

Date: March 17, 2004

by MikeyG
3-17-04
Son, could you come here for a minute?
I wonder what he wants..
Son, your getting older now and its about time we had a heart to heart. Is there anything on your mind?
Yes dad...where do babies come from?
Three hours later...
...and THAT'S when that filthy bitch CLAWED my poor, unsuspecting heart out and used a LAWNMOWER on the fucker and...
Dad, I just decided I'm gay.