Mikey33 - Maury Povbitch

Author: MikeyG

Date: March 31, 2004

by MikeyG
3-31-04
I'm Maury Povich. I'd like to make an announcement. I will be changing the format of my show, reforming it to better standards.
That's right. I will no longer be offering exploitative, sensational material to represent my show.
Next, on Maury Povich, Schizophrenic Samurai Thalidomide Soccer Moms!
Yes, instead I will be offering sensational, exploitative material. Excuse me, I'm on.