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| I'm Maury Povich. I'd like to make an announcement. I will be changing the format of my show, reforming it to better standards. | |
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| That's right. I will no longer be offering exploitative, sensational material to represent my show. | |
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Next, on Maury Povich, Schizophrenic Samurai Thalidomide Soccer Moms!
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| Yes, instead I will be offering sensational, exploitative material. Excuse me, I'm on. | |
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