Mikey33 - Stranded

Author: MikeyG

Date: April 1, 2004

by MikeyG
4-01-04
Don't turn around, Earthling.
Are you an alien?
No, I'm Martha Fucking Stewart.
You can't fool me. You're an alien.
Don't you have to be INTELLIGENT to be an Astronaut?
Oh, I'm not an Astronaut. I'm the Astronauts' fluffer. They told me I use too much teeth and dumped me here.