FTC 31: Oooh, look honey, a Protagonist!

Author: MikeyG

Date: April 14, 2004

by MikeyG
4-14-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? We're in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
Um...celebrate?
No time, "Savior". You've still got one more witch to fall on.