FTC 31: Loc'd out Alien

Author: MikeyG

Date: April 15, 2004

by MikeyG
4-15-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? We're in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
Clean out my spacesuit?
Break yoself, fool! I'm the Wickedest Witch 'round here!