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| Uh, no, I was just going straight to the point. I thought chicks liked forwardness and honesty. | |
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| You were serious? Look, I like to be punched in the twat and called a "Filthy Cumwhore", but that Saran Wrap thing is just too much. Good DAY, sir. | |
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| Man, I'm no good at this. I'll give it another shot with that blonde over there. | |
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| How would you like to drink a Roofies cocktail and let me perform a Chicken Soup enema on you? | |
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