BTC #1: Priorities

Author: MikeyG

Date: April 21, 2004

by MikeyG
4-21-04
Daddy! We just got into a car accident and mommy got decapitated, Fido was smashed, your Ferarri was totalled, and Grandma chewed her leg off to save me, but my left eye is poked out!
Oh my GOD!
My dog is dead?