BTC #1: I can turn ANYTHING into a pedophile joke

Author: MikeyG

Date: April 21, 2004

by MikeyG
4-21-04
Boinky, because I love you so much I've decided to make the ultimate sacrifice for you. I traded my life to the devil.
In exchange, you will receive a young girl with which to have unpunishable sex with for eternity. I leave this world and you....now.
My dog is dead?