A Kinder, Gentler Chicka

Author: MikeyG

Date: April 23, 2004

by MikeyG
4-23-04
Everything's $1
Excuse me, miss?
Yes, sir?
I was wondering, how much is that cup?
Are you kidding me? It's....
Yes?
...Welcome to Everything's $1, where everything we sell is the low, low price of one dollar. Thank you!