|
Welcome back to Channel 3 News...
|
|
|
|
 |
 | |  |
| ...I'm Joe Crow Sloemoe. Korn, Pete Yorn, Rip Torn, and Michael Dorn have all sworn to make porn. | |
 | |  |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| | |
| Michael Caine, Lois Lane, a Great Dane, and Tarzan & Jane are all in pain about the rain in Spain. | |
| | |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| | |
| Phylis Diller, Steve Miller, a serial killer, and Ben Stiller have decided to become shillers for weed killer. Goodnight. | |
| | |
|
|
|
