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| Today, a horny young colonel, took to reliously writing his journal. In this he wrote porn, and garnered much scorn, when he began having emissions nocturnal. | |
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| On the scene with us now is some geezer, who looks quite in need of a tweezer. Gramps, please trim those hairs, to be only fair, from the crusty old rim of your sneezer. | |
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| Thank you, Maureen, you cunt. And although I'd rather look at your front, if you'd just turn around, and maybe bend down, I'd give that ass a good punt. | |
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