FTC34 - Canine-lingus

Author: MikeyG

Date: May 12, 2004

by MikeyG
5-12-04
Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me?
Yes, we did.
What was your first date with him like?
It was...well, let's just say it was interesting...
*Start Flashback*
Mmm...here, boy! Mommy's got the peanut butter on her 'gopher hole'!
Woof?