Video Game Cliches

Author: MikeyG

Date: May 16, 2004

by MikeyG
5-16-04
Here I am at the final boss! At last!
Blah Blah Blah you will never know your true past!
20 hours later...
Have at thee!
Aaaauuuggghhh! I'm really your son from the future!
You now have the Ultra Extreme Wand of Ultimate Ultimateness that hits everything for 9999 points.
Wait a second...I had to play this game for 200 hours with a PLUNGER and now I get the cool weapon AFTER I've won?