FTC 36: Aprankalypse

Author: MikeyG

Date: May 26, 2004

by MikeyG
5-26-04
Ouch, I think she's actually hurt.
Ooh, yes Bob, that looked like a nasty fall.
Anyway, onto a different matter. If we believe the prophets of disaster our world could soon end due to global warming or a meteor strike.
And if this topic turns out to be true they may be right. We now go live to our reporter who's on the scene of a very interesting new find.
Yes, Channel Juan News has recently discovered that our own news anchor, Mark Stark, is so incredibly bloody stupid that the world will take its own life in sympathy!
You're such an asshole, Phil.