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| My boyfriend called me up from Scotland to have phone sex last night. | |
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| Oooh, kinky! What did you do? | |
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| I stuck the receiver up my twat and he stuck his receiver up his ass. | |
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| So you two fucked yourselves with the receivers on the phone with each other? | |
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| We made squishy noises to each other across the expanse of an entire ocean. | |
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