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| boinky33 cannot twirl a baton to save his life. | |
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| boinky33 makes ridiculous claims about the size of his penis, but we know it's only semi-microscopic. | |
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| boinky33 can't eat meatballs or meatloaf because he's allergic to unnatural-shaped meat. | |
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| boinky33 gets really upset with himself when he masturbates, and cries. | |
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| boinky33 raped the bejesus out of my Uncle Steve at the Disco Rally. | |
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| boinky33 is banned from Starbucks for impersonating a beverage. | |
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