Christina Aguilera gets the news

Author: MikeyG

Date: July 8, 2004

by MikeyG
7-08-04
Hey Christina! Did you hear Britney is getting married?
What? To that back-up dancer?
She bought her OWN engagement ring and won't even get a pre-nup!
Oh my GOD. What a stupid bitch.
So what are we doing tonight?
The chapel's all rented. I've already put your name on all my credit cards!