A Day in the Life of....A Faecaphile

Author: MikeyG

Date: August 2, 2004

by MikeyG
8-02-04
Hey, honey! Whatcha doin'?
I'm trying to make cookies for tonight's dinner, but Dr. Pedantic is a diabetic!
Hmmm....that means no sugar, so chocolate chips are right out.
And I don't know where to buy carob at such an hour!
*plop*
Unnngh! Here, I found a substitute.
Well, at least it tastes better than carob.