The Adventures of Career Girl (3)

Author: MikeyG

Date: August 6, 2004

by MikeyG
8-06-04
Hello, citizen! I am here to apply for a teaching position, and show the children all the beauty they possess inside!
And give them a sense of pride? Let me tell Mr. Ivey you're here.
Mr. Ivey, there's a young black woman outside who appears to have been bitten by a radioactive nerd.
I hope she doesn't want a job. I filled my Affirmative Action requirements last year when we hired that retarded Guatemalan janitor.
Sir, we DO have a teacher's position we desperately need filled.
Fine. Send her in, but put some paper towels down on the chair first. I don't want fried chicken grease all over the vinyl.