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| Hello, citizen! I am here to apply for a teaching position, and show the children all the beauty they possess inside! | |
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| And give them a sense of pride? Let me tell Mr. Ivey you're here. | |
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| Mr. Ivey, there's a young black woman outside who appears to have been bitten by a radioactive nerd. | |
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| I hope she doesn't want a job. I filled my Affirmative Action requirements last year when we hired that retarded Guatemalan janitor. | |
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| Sir, we DO have a teacher's position we desperately need filled. | |
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| Fine. Send her in, but put some paper towels down on the chair first. I don't want fried chicken grease all over the vinyl. | |
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