The Hater

Author: MikeyG

Date: August 10, 2004

by MikeyG
8-10-04
Why don't you like me?
It could be the fact that you have eight eyes, nine arms, and three penises.
No I don't! You made that up!
Oh. Well, then maybe it's that giant, throbbing, pulsating boil on your neck.
Oh my god, I have a boil?
Oh, my bad. That's your head.