Foil Fumble: Dogonomics

Author: MikeyG

Date: August 20, 2004

by MikeyG
8-20-04
Man, I think those 37 Guinness I drank last night did me in.
Well, that's why you've gotta have a hair of the dog that bit ya. Speaking of such, have you seen Rover?
No, but this morning Janeane woke me up with a blowjob. I was so turned on that I just flipped her around and slammed the shit out of her.
Dude, Janeane and all the other girls took a cab home last night.
That may explain why my mouth tastes like more like Alpo than usual this morning.
We go through dogs like toilet paper here.