Pants Theory

Author: MikeyG

Date: August 24, 2004

by MikeyG
8-24-04
I'd like to talk to you about something, Mr. Boorite.
Huh? Make it quick, son, I'm meditating.
With a beer in your hand? Anyway, what happened to your pants?
They were shot off in the war, son.
But can't you just....buy a new pair?
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH!