Theories on Pantslessness

Author: MikeyG

Date: August 25, 2004

by MikeyG
8-25-04
Had to eat his pants to survive.
I'm trapped in a cave with nothing to eat but my pants!
Lost his pants in a bet
I'll bet you my pants I won't put Rufies in your drink and make sweaty buttlove to your unconscious ass!
You're on!
Is allergic to pants.
If I cover my knees, my vas deferens twitches spasmodically.