Rumplestilskin: The Story You HAVEN'T Heard (2)

Author: MikeyG

Date: September 13, 2004

by MikeyG
9-13-04
Man, I've lost my touch. I think I'll have to change my name if I want to keep this career going.
I need something that's dynamic, manly, and that no one will ever guess.
Later...
I'm sorry, sir. That name is overused and officially banned.
What? What kind of person would name themselves John Smith?