Rumplestilskin: The Story You HAVEN'T Heard (3)

Author: MikeyG

Date: September 16, 2004

by MikeyG
9-16-04
It'll make it easier for me to trick these women into giving me their firstborn infants if I don't record my name anywhere.
From now on, my name is Mankiewicz!
Later...
Is it...Mankiewicz?
No, it's Tits McPumpernickel. Give me the damn kid.