TPTAASWTTTSEAIBWNAIIP* 7: Colon-al Klunk

Author: MikeyG

Date: September 23, 2004

by MikeyG
9-23-04
*Things People Think About And Secretly Wish To Talk To Someone Else About It But Will Never Admit It In Public.
Ugh, my anal sphincter is sore as hell from my latest defecation!
Aaah, it must have been one of those thick, tough ones, eh?
This is a new series that will explore those taboos.
Yeah, I held it in for a few days and when it came out it felt like I was trying to push a boulder through a straw!
Must have been one of those logs that look like a bunch of little turd-transformers joined together to form Poopticon.
And put them into the public setting for all to see.
Totally! Now I'm just waiting for my browneye to snap back into shape!
For future reference, rigorous buggering can increase its elasticity.