Adventures of Career Girl (17)

Author: MikeyG

Date: September 29, 2004

by MikeyG
9-29-04
Sweet thang, The Pimpsta done come to turn yo' proud black ass OUT!
My only hope is to utilize the powers of feminism to create an impenetrable bubble of hostile lesbianism!
ZAP!
So, you luscious coffee concubine, are you ready to be a lady of my night?
I will never succumb to your caucasoid-influenced patriarchal oppression!
CRUMBLE'D!!!!
Ah gots a bikini made out of diamonds, a yacht on loan from P. Diddy, and the world's biggest box o' chocolates that say diffr'nt, sugah.
Pseudolesbian Aura Shield structural integrity compromised!