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| The conumdrum, captain, I confess, is that my conservative core is quite compressed. I'm hampered by my hankering for hookerish hactivities. | |
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| I haven't seen anything this crazy since Don King spoke at my college pep rally. What the hell is going on? | |
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| His pimptastic powers are preposterously potent! Can't...even... think... properly... | |
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| My midnight mama, your moxy is meritable, but in the end my mojo will make you mine. Let me just lasciviously line up my luscious lapel, here. | |
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| His powers come from his costume! If I can just rip them off....JESSE JACKSON???? | |
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