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He was born during the great Pickled Egg War of 750 A.D. to a disembodied pair of upside-down feet.
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| Hey, what do I nurse from? | |
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He grew up as a young Hispanic girl on the streets of Zimbabwe with naught but fire to play with.
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| You ate mommy before she could waggle not to play with you. | |
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When puberty hit, young umfum gained the ability to show people his Nervous system. But fire, his only friend, died.
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| NOW how am I going to make my farts explode? | |
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