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| Mr. Boorite, I've come to inform you of a request filed by ALL female staff that you (quote) "Sheath those birdlegs". | |
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| I cannot, sir, for it is discriminatory that you should even ask me to. | |
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| As this card will show, I am a member of the Pantsless Americans of America. | |
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| This is a magic-markered piece of possibly used paper towel. | |
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| We're under-funded at the moment. | |
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