Pantslessness in the Workplace

Author: MikeyG

Date: October 18, 2004

by MikeyG
10-18-04
Mr. Boorite, I've come to inform you of a request filed by ALL female staff that you (quote) "Sheath those birdlegs".
I cannot, sir, for it is discriminatory that you should even ask me to.
And how is that?
As this card will show, I am a member of the Pantsless Americans of America.
This is a magic-markered piece of possibly used paper towel.
We're under-funded at the moment.