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| Mr. Ivey, the young woman applying for the job has returned. | |
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| I hope she's got that coffee. My colon's been reticent for a week and I feel as bloated as a rotting corpse in the desert. | |
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| Coffee jogs your GI system? | |
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| Not as much as a hefty helping of baked beans in buttercream, but maybe just enough to slap that pucker-sucker into obedience. | |
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| I was going to say "yes", but a twitching in my nether regions tells me its either finally time to dunk some fudge cookies in the clear milk or the Enzyte's working. | |
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