The Adventures of Career Girl (23)

Author: MikeyG

Date: November 12, 2004

by MikeyG
11-12-04
Later...
Mr. Ivey, the young woman applying for the job has returned.
I hope she's got that coffee. My colon's been reticent for a week and I feel as bloated as a rotting corpse in the desert.
Coffee jogs your GI system?
Not as much as a hefty helping of baked beans in buttercream, but maybe just enough to slap that pucker-sucker into obedience.
Should I send her in?
I was going to say "yes", but a twitching in my nether regions tells me its either finally time to dunk some fudge cookies in the clear milk or the Enzyte's working.