The Adventures of Career Girl (25)

Author: MikeyG

Date: November 30, 2004

by MikeyG
11-30-04
Am I really giving you a cup of coffee in the shitter?
Yes, and it's right on time, too. Any more squeezing and I'd have a heart attack.
A cup of coffee to help loosen your bowels?
Coffee makes my fudge factory pump out brownies faster than Speedy Gonzales on Angel Dust.
I travelled halfway 'round the world, nearly fell out of a plane, battled my archnemesis who pimped me out and turned out to be my dad, to bring you a fucking coffee laxative?
You make it sound so trivial.