How To Respond When Someone Says Their Mom is Dead

Author: MikeyG

Date: July 6, 2012

by MikeyG
7-06-12
Hey, man! Long time, no see. God, i don't remember you being this ugly.
Fuck you, man.
Awww, don't be so testy. Just because you have micropenis doesn't give you the right to take it out on everyone.
Your mom didn't complain when I was banging the everloving shit out of her last night.
My mom died last year, man.
That would explain the smell.