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by MinistryAgent
7-17-03
RING... RING...
Hello?
No... You have to pick up the phone first.

 

by MinistryAgent
7-17-03
My life is a philosophical wandering point... a metaphysical ideology laid out by an unseen hand... Is there anything more than this? Is there a Supreme Being?
Humanity surrounds itself in religious paraphenalia to fill the hole in its life. A bottomless chasm of cruelty and self-pity, entwined in viciousness. If there is a God, why doesn't he aid the world?
LOOK! I'M HAMMERING A NAIL INTO MY HEAD!

 

by MinistryAgent
7-17-03
I'd like to thank the Academy for all their help in making me where I am today...
... If it wasn't for their concentrated efforts, I might still think I was my Fight Club persona. But I'm over that now. I'm perfectly fine...
I AM JACK'S DISEASED COLON!

 

by MinistryAgent
7-17-03
Don't walk away from me! I'll mess you up, ya goddamn microphone, or my name's not Tyler Durden!
It's not really.

 

by MinistryAgent
7-17-03
Damn... I can't believe I got arrested for indecent assault and battery on a microphone, and then dumped in the drunk-tank.
So what are you in for?
Inciting racial hatred.

 

by MinistryAgent
7-17-03
So... I'm in a cell with a Nazi?
...

 

by MinistryAgent
7-17-03
God... Those cops are sure taking their sweet time giving me my bail.
Oh, you think you've got it so bad! I've been on this cross for over 2000 YEARS! I've been up here so long they built the prison AROUND me! I haven't changed my loin-cloth since the Last Supper!
Who are you again?

 

by MinistryAgent
7-17-03
Well, thanks, Bob. Your quick-witted lawyer-antics sure got me outta that court-case.
Well... That and your gun.
Is that a siren?

 

by MinistryAgent
7-17-03
Is there any chance of redemption for me?
You're a lawyer right?
Yeah...
No.

 

by MinistryAgent
7-17-03
HELLO
What can I do you for?
COOKIES AND MILK?
Well... that sure would be nice.
NO. FOR ME

 

by MinistryAgent
7-17-03
Hi, Dad.
Hi, Son.
You forgot to pick me up.
Sorry. The traffic was Hell.

 

by MinistryAgent
7-17-03
KNOCK KNOCK
MILK AND COOKIES?
Er... no thank you.
I WAS ASKING DOOR

 

by MinistryAgent
7-17-03
\/\/007!!!1 1 R0xx0rZ!!!1

 

by MinistryAgent
7-17-03
Friday Afternoon - 11:23am
Oh My God! Bush was right all along! They did have WMDs!
I guess I should have believed him after all...
THREE DAY WEEKEND!

 

by MinistryAgent
7-17-03
This is mah barhn, bhoy...
Y'all trying to intimerdate me, bhoy?
What the?! He's a carhd-board khut-owht!

 

by MinistryAgent
7-17-03
See, h'officah... that's when I knoo... this bhoy was nothin' but cheap paper!
...
NOT YOU TOO!?!

 

by MinistryAgent
7-17-03
I want you to deprioritise today's reports and bring all the deadlines forward by a week. The brass are calling for that new bi-annual budget.
You want me to deprioritise everything?
Yeah. Take the bull by the horns.
Well, you heard him...

 

by MinistryAgent
7-17-03
Send Email to all... "Subject Line: Does anyone know the time?"
"No"

 

by MinistryAgent
7-17-03
HAHAHA! I can see that!
LOVE
... You aren't thinking about loving me are you?
LOVE?
Now you've put a question mark on it.
YES... I MEAN, NO.

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