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by Minsc
6-04-01
Ok Mister, I followed you to the cave, where's the candy you promised me?
An amazing transformation occurs...
My child, I did this to teach you the dangers of following strangers!
I walked all the way here for this? I knew I should have followed that guy in the van with the neat looking pipe and huge bulge in his pants.
I have a bulge...

 

by Minsc
6-05-01
Is it still there?

 

by Minsc
6-05-01
What's this? " Hey dude! This is your good buddy Sticko writing from Amsterdam, where the drugs flow like water! Thought I'd mail you a little treat. Lick the back of this letter! "
Hey man, got anything to eat? I'm poor and hungry...
Stickman licks the paper and tosses it away...
Why the hell would he ask me to li...
Mmm, paper!
Oh.
Your friend in Amsterdam is pretty fucking cool man.

 

by Minsc
6-05-01
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
CHRIST, ok, it's getting old already. You don't have to get violent about it.
I was only upset because it was my line. Next time, read the script dumbass.

 

by Minsc
6-05-01
Welcome to Hell! Pick a door in which to spend all eternity.
Hmm.. In Door 1, everyone's standing on their heads on a wood floor. In Door 2, a marble floor. That looks painful.
Yeah, that's kind of the point.
Door 3, everyone's sitting in a huge pile of shit. But they're drinking coffee. That doesn't look too bad. I pick Door 3!
So be it! Oh, and by the way.... HEY EVERYONE IN DOOR 3 - COFFEE BREAK'S OVER, GET BACK ON YOUR HEADS!
Fuck.

 

by Minsc
6-05-01
I wonder what exists outside the panel frame. I can't really see...
Nothing exists outside of the panel frame dumbass. Everyone knows that.
Oh yeah? Prove it.
Fine.
AHHH! WHERE THE HELL IS THE REST OF YOUR BODY! JESUS CHRIST! AHHHHHHHHH!
No one listens to me.

 

by Minsc
6-05-01
Yo, we're the FOB-BITCHES, this is our song........ It's the AZN nigga fuck the rest, Dallas to New York Jigga, we're the best, Vietnam to Japan to Mongolia...
... Phillipines to Taiwan to Cambodia, Korea, UH HUH, hometown China, who you got huh... You got SHIT nigga FEAR THE SIZE, it's the AZN betta recognize...
GOT RICE BITCH? GOT RICE?
Anything you can show that is nice?
Got brains like us? Got skills like us? Got cars, got girls, got clothes like us?
All but the first one... and you can have the rest. After hearing that I have no reason to live.

 

by Minsc
6-05-01
Hey J.C., how's it hangin? Ha ha!
That's the third time this week I've heard that. Can't you think of anything better?
I'll bet I can tip that over...
HEY! I CAN HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS DIPSHIT.
Don't get up.
That's the fifth time that's happened this week... I should learn to keep my mouth shut.

 

by Minsc
6-05-01
How can I help thee, my son?
Jesus! Thank God you've appeared! What should I do! My life is one endless bout of depression after another! I have no reason to live!
Well my son.. if thou shouldst take thine own life, thou wouldst spend eternity in Heaven by my Father's side.
My God, you're right! Weezy, here I come!
Ha... they fall for that one every time.
Don't they have air conditioning? Heaven's a little warmer than I expected...

 

by Minsc
6-05-01
Hey Kiera, where's the car?
Right where you left it.
Right. Let's go! And where's my taffy?
*smack to the head*
That's not funny.
Humor is in the eye of the beholder. Hey, what's that behind you? *smack*

 

by Minsc
6-05-01
Pull my finger.
I had to go to the Emergency Room last time.
Well?
Hold on! I'm still thinking...

 

by Minsc
6-05-01
See Erik? I told you not squeal around another corner like you did at that light...
Shut up Kiera. Now help me out - take this pen and paper and draw something that looks like registration...

 

by Minsc
6-05-01
I had this great idea regarding that whole Kennedy assassination thing.
Turns out, some other guy already did it.

 

by Minsc
6-05-01
The Matrix: The Early Years...
What'll it be Neo? The red pill, or the blue pill?
I'll take the red pill.
How could you possibly fall for this EVERY time?
I knew it. So, which one was the right one THIS time?
Neither. I got them both out of my sisters birth control pill box.
I hate you.

 

by Minsc
6-05-01
Showoff...

 

by Minsc
6-06-01
Hey Kiera!
WHAT??!!!???
CHICKEN OF THE SEA!
That's not funny.
Dammit! I was sure that would get a laugh.. that was the 30th time I said it!
Why do I even TALK to this guy?

 

by Minsc
6-06-01
Email from user: Hey Erik! The mail server is down again man!
Email from user: Oh. Nevermind. Haha.

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