Don't talk to strangers

Author: Minsc

Date: June 4, 2001

by Minsc
6-04-01
Ok Mister, I followed you to the cave, where's the candy you promised me?
An amazing transformation occurs...
My child, I did this to teach you the dangers of following strangers!
I walked all the way here for this? I knew I should have followed that guy in the van with the neat looking pipe and huge bulge in his pants.
I have a bulge...