Honey, I'll change!

Author: Misfit

Date: January 14, 2003

by Misfit
1-14-03
I'ts three in the morning and you're drunk again! I swear I'm leaving you tomorrow!
Aww, honey, don't leave! I promise, never again! I'll change, I swear!
A week later...
Gawd you stink! Where the hell have you been? And what's that smell? Are you smoking dope again? I swear I'm gonna leave tomorrow!
Aww, honey, I quit drinkin'! Give a guy a break! I swear, I'll change tomorrow!
The next morning...
Honey? Where ya goin,? Don't leave! I've had a metamorphosis!