The Peterson Case: Scotty in Jail

Author: Misfit

Date: May 14, 2003

by Misfit
5-14-03
April, 2003: Public Defender
Mr. Peterson, I have some bad news for you. You are to be held without bail. But don't worry, I have tried lots of cases before, and none of my clients have been executed...yet.
Where's the driving range around here?
May, 2003: Mark Geragos
Scotty! I have great news for you! Hey, glad you lost the goatee! I have found three credible witnesses that will prove your factual innocence! I'm gonna make you a star!
Where are the chicks you promised?
A few years later...Old Goat
Mr. Peterson, I have some bad news for you. Your appeals have run out. Your family is broke. Your goose is cooked.
Spankin' Dude!