Bernie's Stand-Up Comedy Debut

Author: Misfit

Date: May 26, 2003

by Misfit
5-26-03
Thank you! I'm Bernie Grimm and I used to be a defense lawyer! What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?... A judge!
clap. clap. clap.
And God said: 'Let there be Satanic cults, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers so people don't blame everything on Satanic cults!
Hmm..tough crowd tonight, maybe they don't like my glasses.
Keep your day job!