Bad News from the Psychic

Author: Misfit

Date: June 8, 2003

by Misfit
6-08-03
Sweetie, I've hired a famous psychic, Noreen whatserface, to find Laci for us! Here is a check, don't forget to mail it right away! And send her one of Laci's shoes and a sweatshirt for her to read.
Ok, Ma. You know I can't eat or sleep or work, so I can't go to the mailbox, either. Get Dad to mail it.
Noreen Renier Does a Reading
I see a man, a murder, a submerged body; someone she knows; violence. Her husband? Someone close to her...
Ma reads the report...
So, did she get me off the hook, Ma?
AHH! You sent her the wrong shoe! Get my money back! You didn't mail the check, did you?