A Watery Connection

Author: Misfit

Date: July 1, 2003

by Misfit
7-01-03
At the offices of Geraghoul & Geraghoul
Great news, Cap! I have found a connection between the torso murder in Vegas with the Peterson case!
Well, it's about da-gum time, Getagag, cuz I'm fresh outa fifties.
Gerabluff calls his favorite raving reporter...
Gerry! Whassup, dude! Mazel Tov on the wedding, my man! Time for a little leaky leaky! This Munroe dude in Alameda is our man!
I heard about it, Mark, but other than the dismemberment similarities, what's the connection? Is he a member of a satanic cult? Does he have the "666" tattoo?
Way better: he was a water polo coach. He went to U Davis! The missing parts? And our star witness, Mike, who saw Laci in the park? He's a water polo coach! I think he mighta seen Munroe at the park!
Water Polo? That's no coincidence, what are the chances they'd both be water polo coaches? I'm getting on the horn to O'Reilly right away! And, don't worry, I didn't hear it from you!