Scott's Seamy Little Scheme: Part I

Author: Misfit

Date: September 21, 2003

by Misfit
9-21-03
Yeah, dude, I'm lookin for a way to get my wife's car stolen for the insurance. Maybe even carjacked. She's worth a lot dead. You know anyone interested in a job like that?
Sure, Dude! I know just the guys. It's gonna cost ya $300 bucks, got that much scratch?
Yo, Slinky, I mean Stinky...I mean DIrtDude!! Some white bread dweeb from Modesto, traveling salesguy I met at the strip joint? Just gave me $300 to meet you! Now he wants us to steal a car.
Dude's that dumb, we can take him for a grand, at least. Set it up next week with me and The Skeetmeister.
Yo, Skeetarama, the Skeetster, Skeetmeister, Skeet-o-rama, Dude! Wanna make an easy cool G tonight?
Another sucker, uh, I mean "client," heh heh. About time, I'm lookin to get me a new tat, anyway. Show hiim in!