Special Delivery for Peterslop's Birthday!

Author: Misfit

Date: October 24, 2003

by Misfit
10-24-03
At the Stanislaus County Jail...
I've got a delivery for a "Scott Peterson." It's a big cake for his birthday or something.
Ok, you'll have to slide it through the metal detector, over on that conveyor.
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
Stop right there! What's in that cake! Don't tell me you hid any weapons or a file in there!
No! I swear! There's nuthin' metal in there at all! Look for yourself, but please don't ruin it!
Out pops....
AAARRRGGGGHH!!!
Hey, she ain't that bad...a little skinny, maybe. Her braces musta set off the detector! I think Scotty will like ya fine, there, hunny!