Cross-Examination Part II

Author: Misfit

Date: October 31, 2003

by Misfit
10-31-03
Cross-examination of Amy Rocha continues...
So, isn't it true, Amy, that your sister Laci was a triathelete and competed in annual events?
No. She was active, she walked, she practiced yoga for circulation and flexibility, but she wasn't an athlete.
Ok, then, isn't it true that she had a black belt in Tai Chi, ran marathons, was a champion racquetball player and bench pressed 240 pounds?
No. She was active, did some low impact aerobics, and towards the end of her pregnancy, stayed off her feet when they were swollen.
Well, did she ever walk to the TV to change the channel? Yes? Ah HA!
What an idiot.