Tabloid Tantrum

Author: Misfit

Date: January 22, 2004

by Misfit
1-22-04
Hey Peterson! Heard your girlfriend is pregnant! Congratulations, Dude!
No she's not. That's just tabloid gossip, not gonna happen.
Oh yea? Sez here she's havin a boy, and the daddy is a back cracker! Bet she gives him good massages, eh bud?
That's just more b.s. from the cops and D.A. hoping to make me mad, but it's not gonna work.
Amber and David sittin' in a tree...K-I-S-S-I-N-G...first comes love...then comes marriage...then comes baby in the baby carriage!
Shut up. SHUT UP. SHUT UP! SHE'S WAITING FOR ME!!! Just wait til I get outa here, I'M GONNA KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS!!