The Runaway Bride - Take One

Author: Misfit

Date: May 21, 2005

by Misfit
5-21-05
The Engagement
Jennifer, would ya do me the honor of bein' mah brahd?
Oh, Johnny. Look at the sahz a that rock! Ah cain't thenk of anythen' betta than hangin' up mah runnin' shoes nexta yours!
Now, Jennifer. Did you remember to invite your third cousin's second husband? You know he's got a very successful white lightenin' bidness. He'll probably buy you that Waterford punch bowl!
Yes, Momma. Ah remembered. Heck, Ah invahted ever sangle one on that geneology chart you gave me!
The Weddin'
We are gathered here together...er...By golly, where's the bride?
Don't worry about it. The Groom's here! Let's get on with the show! We have 2,000 petit fours meltin' over here!