Whoraldo in the Big Easy

Author: Misfit

Date: September 9, 2005

by Misfit
9-09-05
FOX NEWS EXCLUSIVE!
This is Whoraldo Rivera reporting from the disasterous deluge in New Orleans. Under this pile of rubble I found Miss Evie, an 81-year old woman stranded by the storm!
Where's my plasma TV? Where's my $2000 debit card? Who the helf are you, sonny?
Miss Evie! Let me help you to this chopper! Have you ever ridden in a helicopter before? Aren't you happy to see me?
I ain't rid in no whirly bird, sonny. But I did ride that Streetcar named "Desire" ya know. Ahhh. The good old days, when men got a hair cut and only women wore earrings!
Hey, where did she go? Wait! We didn't get the shot? Where did Miss Ellie go? Dang! My big rescue episode! CUT! CUT!
I'll take a ride to Superdome, if you have room. I heard they have some fat pickins' there.