I am ashamed of this joke.

Author: MisterQueue

Date: May 18, 2002

by MisterQueue
5-18-02
We Interrupt the Wing Envy Banter for a Bit
I'm not drinking this weekend, but man do I want to. So...very...bored...
I suppose I could do some reading for once, or find actual people, but that would be silly.
And I don't think I could wank anymore...
Not if you don't want blood in your semen.